May 2013
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
lizziepchooo18:
gloopday:
The team team
WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT THE TEAM TEAM ALONG
High schooler arrested, expelled for same-sex... →
gaywrites:
A teenager in Florida has been expelled from school and charged with two felonies simply because her girlfriend’s parents disapprove of their relationship. She now faces two years of house arrest and a year of probation.
Kaitlyn Hunt was a popular student at Sebastian River High School, participating in everything from cheerleading to basketball. Hunt began dating another female...
nevvzealand:
thinking about my homework is probably as far as im gonna get with it
“We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face,...”
– Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com
(via crocbonker)
flandusdestiel:
gothgirlsonly:
everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards
i have seen a new world
naoren:
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
“I could start fires with what I feel for you.”
– Fires, David Ramirez (via blua)
jennieintechnicolour:
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
Wait, Yahoo purchased Flickr didn’t they? Do you know how many boobs and suggestive images I’ve seen there?
cliterallysame:
I love making people who already hate me hate me more
“If we really saw war, what war does to young minds and bodies, it would be...”
– Chris Hedges (via wakethesheeple)
oh-woah-dope:
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
WHEN I FORGOT TO TURN MY ALARM OFF AFTER FINALS
pokemoninengineering:
Normal people: crying cause I really miss you.
Ed Sheeran: I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
Normal people: you're making me blush!
Ed Sheeran: tell her that she turns my cheeks the color of my hair
Normal people: we're spooning
Ed Sheeran: we're resembling cutlery
Normal people: my life is falling apart
Ed Sheeran: her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
Normal people: marry me?
Ed Sheeran: see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle
Normal people: i really want to kiss you
Ed Sheeran: all i want is the taste that your lips allow
Normal people: let's cuddle
Ed Sheeran: cover me up, cuddle me in, lie down with me and hold me in your arms
Normal people: i want to hug you
Ed Sheeran: i was made to keep your body warm but i'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms
Normal people: she's a crack whore prostitute
Ed Sheeran: and in a pipe she flies to the motherland or sells love to another man
Normal people: i'm sad and lonely
Ed Sheeran: cause lately i've been waking up alone, paint splattered teardrops on my shirt
Normal people: i'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you
Ed Sheeran: i wanna be drunk when i wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed
Normal people: expect me to drunk diall you later
Ed Sheeran: and that tonight i'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol
fuckyoutomhiddleston:
If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down
I just wanted everyone to know that
you’ve all been truly wonderful people
and
it was an honor blogging with you all
t0love1self:
mortua:
So Yahoo bought Tumblr. Bye.
Wow, fuck this
